When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a piece of shit so they don't deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious. Made from Milk Chocolate.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "Eat Shit" without the repercussions, these gags are a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
Please note these items on our store don't qualify for free shipping due to the extra delicate shipping and handling required to deliver your product safely. BE SURE TO USE THE CALCULATED SHIPPING OPTION AT CHECKOUT OR WE WILL HAVE TO REFUND YOU.