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Eat Sh*t Box
Eat Sh*t Box
Eat Sh*t Box
Eat Sh*t Box
Eat Sh*t Box

Eat Sh*t Box

Regular price $25.00 USD Sale price $20.00 USD

If you think Roses are so 2000, and regular chocolates are too boring you’ve hit the jackpot!

This organic chocolate is great for any special occasion or just a friendly reminder to yourself or someone else to eat a POS! but its actually Made from Organic Milk Chocolate.

The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "Eat Sh*t" without the repercussions, these gags are a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

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