Need to send someone a dick in the mail, but don't like my artistic talent? Aside from my feelings being hurt, that's not a problem at all!
This stripped down, naked as they come box is meant for you...the creative winner. The person who can't be put in the proverbial "box", man. You are a cock mastermind and you need a one of a kind gift.
send it anonymously or to yourself to Make it your own with a blank dick canvas and let the good times roll. We supply the laughs, you supply the art, the name and address.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
These four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
You supply the address we supply the dick. It's that simple.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. via 2 day shipping
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. So be sure to order at least 1 week ahead of desired delivery date. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.