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Rainbows & Unicorns? Who could resist what's inside of this colorful, pride filled box of chocolate dick?
This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special Pride event, gathering, or just a fun dickalicious sugar rush on a Wednesday!
- Five ounces of solid chocolate
- Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
- Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.
You supply the address we supply the dick. It's that simple.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. via 2 day shipping
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. So be sure to order at least 1 week ahead of desired delivery date. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
***PLEASE NOTE***
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with a chocolatey dick prank, albeit deservedly. ***Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older****By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*
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If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.
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