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Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year
Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year
Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year
Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year
Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year
Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year

Valentine's Day Dong 2020 - The Only Valentine's Gift Worth Giving This Year

Regular price $20.00 USD

Chocolate Hearts are so 2019.  Up your game this year and get your Valentine a gift they will not only love, they will remember forever!

The Valentine Dong is the first Limited Edition box of the year, so don't sleep on this perfect gift.

This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • Five ounces of solid chocolate
  • Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
  • Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.

You supply the address we supply the dick.  It's that simple.

 

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. via 2 day shipping

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. So be sure to order at least 1 week ahead of desired delivery date. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

***PLEASE NOTE***

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with a chocolatey dick prank, albeit deservedly. ***Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older****By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

ALSO

If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out! 

We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.

 

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